It's not news to anyone that
Willie Nelson recently got arrested for possession of Marijuana and magic mushrooms (the same ones that
make you see Gnomes!)
What pokes at the yak's interest gland (yes, we have those) is that he was arrested with 1.5 POUNDS of the vitamin green. That's almost three and a half kilo's!!! What would you do with that much weed? And what would it cost?
Hmm... dreadlocked yak confirms that anyone who recently put a marijuana leaf on the cover of their CD would definitely not smoke anything but chronic. And in Yakville, you're not laying your hands on good chron for less than R100 per gram. That means Nelson must've probably got a bulk discount on his purchase of
R33 000.00! Not the kind of purchase you make from the Rasta in the mountain.
(
ok, for completeness sake, dreadlocked yak insists we include the two other options in Yakville. If it was a nice hydroponic swazi, I'm led to believe it would have set him back a total of only R3300, and the local car guards could have filled his 3.3 kilo suitcase with Tarries and seeds for about R1000. But that's all hypothetical.)
What could you buy for that... a segway?
Update: And as you've all realised (Thanks Chiz), yaks are not very good at addition. At all. But you get the point. Sorta. Maybe.
Posted by the yak on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 at 5:16 AM | Permalink | Comments 
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oooh- i can think of a LOT better stuff to spend that amount of money on!
Posted by
AngelConradie |
12:33 PM
erm, I know I am being anal, but its 2.2 pounds to the kilo, therfore 1.5 pounds is less than 750grams.... not three and a half kilo's!
(hence a weakling weighing 98 pounds gets sand in his face when kicked to the ground...)
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:46 PM