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    Is Big Bird dead?



    These images (click 'em, they get bigger!) were snapped on the coast of Russia (in Sakhalin, near Japan) by a couple of passers by. It is said that the creature was then taken by the Russian special services for further investigation, and it is as yet, still unidentified.


    Just as well we got these pictures, or else we might have never known. The Yak thinks there's no point in being polite, and it's time to let the cat out of the bag: Big Bird is clearly dead.


    This thing is not a fish, looking at the bones. It's also not an alligator or reptile - it has skin and hair or feathers. It is time to let the world know that the beloved creature (and the only Sesame Street dude to feature on the cover of Sports Illustrated) has passed away.

    We can only speculate as to the cause of this magical creature's death. Evidence collected by the yak however tells an alarming tale:


    Someone let the beloved bird go to China to film this documentary! We can only conclude that Bird Flu (more specifically Big bird flu) was the obvious cause of the creature who taught people how to be inquisitive's death.

    Our condolences go out to Snuffy, unless of course he really was imaginary, in which case the obvious pun is just too sad to make.

    Images apparently via the legendary Englishrussia.com


    Posted by the yak on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 1:46 AM | Permalink | Comments

    So sad. Next thing you know, they'll have some imposter dressed up in a Big Bird suit pretending that everything's just peachy.

    Now THAT was funny.

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    Looks like a crocodile, damn Big Bird had a problem with gambling, girls and an addiction to cocaine. He fell into a bad crowd, and after acquiring huge debts to several casinos - he fled to China to make a new life for himself.

    It's a rotting Pilot whale if I recall correctly.

    This actually looks like a rotting bear carcass.

    Birds have no teeth.

    Yeah, this was on a cryptozoology site a few weeks back and it's a whale of some sort, beluga or pilot I think.

    its a left over prop from jim hensons " Dark Crystal "

    =)

    It's a Chocobo!!!

    Was totally thinking about "Dark Crystal," too.

    That conclusion makes no sense whatsoever was shot in 1983. I remember having the VHS and I saw Bird Bird on PBS this morning...I am not 21...ahimm

    Im sorry BIG BIRD GOES TO CHINA was shot in 1983, thats an important part of that statement

    whales do not have hair or feathers therefore it couldnt be a fuckin whALE ITS A NUCLEAR TEST SUBJECT RELEASED BY THE KOREAN ARMY OBVIOUSLY

    Damn, that is crazy. They should just use his remains for the new Big Bird costume.

    this is a cool encounter of many things to come from the unknown kingdom of life expectantcy, i love this world

    Some kind of whale apparently..

    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=baleen+whale+skeleton&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

    Hello,nice post thanks for sharing?. I just joined and I am going to catch up by reading for a while. I hope I can join in soon.

    Hey,Great..what is the common name of that big bird..I want to read more information about this bird.

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