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    Creating the ultimate woman, WINNER, PART ONE: THE BEST LEGS IN THE WORLD


    Our hunt to construct the ultimate human female is going places!

    Following our own hypothesis set out yesterday we have found the woman with the best legs in the world. These legs adhere to all the rules and ratio's we found that men desire, and in addition, we could find enough photographic angles and images of this particular set of legs to maybe possibly perhaps one day be able to splice them on to the other body parts we will find later in this investigation, and photoshop the perfect woman.

    But so, without further ado, the best legs in the world belong to (no surprises here) JESSICA SIMPSON:

    Not bad. Not bad at all. Our insights into the male mind continue to grow. Next, we examine

    the stomach!


    Posted by the yak on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 2:19 AM | Permalink | Comments

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