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    Exciting times! The world's oldest hamburger?


    Things are getting too exciting here for the Yak to handle!

    Firstly, and definitely most importantly, we have thus far found no links/information to dispute the fact that we are possibly in possession of the WORLD'S OLDEST (MCDONALDS) HAMBURGER! (really, see post here)


    Glory awaits the burger?

    The question, of course, becomes what to do about it! We'll be approaching Guinness in order to attempt to verify our claim, but we have no idea how far hamburger ageing technology has advanced over the years. Will they take our words for it? (Billy's Mom never lies)

    If you have any information relating to dating things or the age of old burgers, or of course, if you just feel like winning a case of beer, contact us asap!!!

    Then, just to make our day, and on the verge of us announcing the winner of the best abs in the world segment of our investigation into what the internet man thinks is hot in his woman, (wow, take breath in long sentence here) we get mailed our first entry into the COBRA win a case of beer contest! The yak loves you all for making his day. But above all, the yak loves the burger.


    Posted by the yak on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 6:41 AM | Permalink | Comments

    I was just at a Party for a McDonalds hamberger on 8/8/09 it was 35 years old, yes 35years old. This guy in my old neighborhood in Yonkers New York has had it for years and throwing parties for it all this time.His name is Mike S.and yes he is a little strange.

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