I'm confused. Again. You humans are weird. Please, someone, anyone, tell me how this advert is supposed to encourage abstinence:
- Maybe Charlize wants all hot-blooded teens to furiously masturbate themselves half to death, thus losing any urge they might have had to hump pre-maritally.
- Maybe we're supposed to realize that Charlize's legs don't fit into the ideal ratio of 1.55 thigh to 1 calf (as some yak with too much time on his hands discovered here), and if you abstain, you might find the PERFECT woman
- Err, emm, aw stuff it, can't think of any. But I certainly won't be going to the teens-4-christ website if I really wanted to abstain, just in case they throw another couple of half-naked legs-spread randy-looking porno pics of gorgeous women at me.
While we're on abstention, prophylactics have come to the blogging world
recently, with the launch of South Africa's new easy-to-pop-on condom brand pronto
. Not to be outdone, Johnson & Johnson
have revealed the secret to their female contaceptive patch, Ortho Evra
: it kills you
, thereby completely reducing the risk of pregancy. Now why didn't we think of that...
Posted by the yak on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:37 AM | Permalink | Comments