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    Win a Case of Cobra Beer - The entries start coming in


    Ok, so it's been winter. And because of that, I'll forgive you. Even the yak ladies (dri or nak) have grown some ultra-thick fur over the winter. But as my inbox reveals, the stalkers are out! It's time to behave like paparazzi, and snap some pictures of sexy people for a free case of beer!

    Just to inspire you, here are some of the leaders so far:

    An exceptional sample. And so incredibly seedy. Snapping a woman like that. So unasuming. So naive. So goddam sexy. Not even from the front, but definitely a frontrunner!

    Some dude even got his girlfriend to pose for this one by the looks of it... "Honey, it's fine, no-one's going to see it. No, it's just for me to look at when I miss you..." Well, him and the rest of humanity searching for HOT BABE BIKINI TITS ASS FACIAL. Well, now, anyway... (Sorry J.)

    And of course, my personal favourite:
    What? Yes, I know. But I like mine hairy. Really. They look ridiculous shaved.


    Posted by the yak on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 7:22 AM | Permalink | Comments

    The only thing that sucks about your blog is the fact that it doesn't come with a naked girl to read it to me while I look at porn.


    http://painfulinsight.blogspot.com

    Hmm. Probably another good reason to do your web browsing at MY place. But most of them can't read.

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